Our Man designers have searched the world looking for cool shit to fill you pad with. This is all the cool stuff you could never have with a partner but strangely attracts them too you. Then after 3 months in a relationship, the crazy kicks in and all this shit will be in the bin.
Advice: Buy, Use and keep smooth. Stay strong Stag, you have the force on your side. Never let them get control of your light saber.. they understand the power!